TEACHER SUSPENDED AFTER TELLING STUDENT “LICK ME WHERE I FART”

Great minds in case you needed a laugh today, Ontario, Canada teacher Jennifer Elizabeth Green-Johnson has been suspended after multiple reports of her having a potty mouth! She allegedly told a student “lick me where I fart,” but according to the Discipline Committee of the Ontario College of Teachers, she is being investigated for making a slew of other inappropriate comments towards her students.

She called one one of them a “bloody pedophile,” and told another who brought coffee to class to “Get that f–king thing out of here.” One student who thought it would be a good idea to bring Green-Johnson muffins in exchange for a passing grade got roasted for it. The teacher called the student out for bribery by saying, “You mean a bribe? I’d be able to s–t for a week ’cause of all that fiber.” Who says that to a kid?! *tears*

Anyway, the educator has been docked a month’s pay and is scheduled for her second disciplinary hearing this year on September 23rd. In January, she reportedly asked a male student “So you like it from behind?” after he she witnessed him wrestling another male student. Green-Johnson also has horrible reviews, boasting a 2.57 rating in on Rate My Teachers.

We pray this lady gets her act together before she no longer has a job!